Dethklok is the most brutal metal band the world's ever seen, and now you can commemorate the band's success with the Metalocalypse Dethklok Tour Men's T-Shirt! The front of the shirt bears a large image of the band members in vibrant red, black, and white, along with the band's name logo. The back print features a list of tour dates and locations, each listing the reason the concert was cancelled. Standard men's sizes. 100% cotton. Officially licensed. Imported.
Warsaw, Poland
Canceled (due to Locusts)
Munich, Germany
Canceled (due to Acid Flash Floods)
Oslo, Norway
Canceled (due to exploding "Naturally Occurring" Fire Pockets)
Odense, Denmark
Canceled (due to "Naturally Occurring" Blood Rain)
Milano Italy
Canceled (due to Citywide Quarantine after PLAGUE outbreak)
Gelsenkirchen, Germany
Canceled (due to Poison Frogs)
Solvesvorg, Sweden
Canceled (due to Actual 'sh*t storm')
Wacken, Germany
Canceled (due to Rabid Falcons)
Kreuth, Germany
Canceled (due to audience's simultaneous heart Attack)
Prateeln, Switzerland
Canceled (due to Nuclear Mutation from Plutonium powered amplifiers)
Atlantic Ocean
Atlantis Underwater Concert
Canceled (due to Multiple Drownings)
London, England
Special Date with London Philharmonic
Canceled (due to Laser Lights severing Orchestra)
Espoo, Finland
Canceled (accidentally awoke ancient Troll from Finnish Necronomicon who Devoured City)
Vinson Massif, Antarctica
Antarctica Summer Slam
Canceled (due to Polar Ice Caps burned off by Napalm Pyrotechnics)
Kavanra, Bulgaria
Canceled (band accidentally played the Secret "Crazy Frequency" that Makes People Kill Themselves with Rocks)
Burlington, Vermont
Canceled (due to Maple Syrup Strychnine Flood)
Batisford, Norway
Batisford Jingle Coffee Massacre Fest
Not Canceled
though 80,000 people rushed to hyper-Intensive Care from 1st Degree "coffee burns"
